The Royal Palaces: Because “Royalty” Flows Better in Spanish
When in the capital of Spain, one simply must visit the grandiose Palacio Real, which translates to “I can’t believe this isn’t a fairy tale.” With over 3,000 rooms and enough bling to make a rapper blush, the Royal Palace of Madrid is a testament to Spain’s illustrious history. Whether you’re a local revisiting or a tourist prepared for a selfie showdown, this palace has something for everyone. Remember, if you fail to Instagram this, did you even Madrid?
Retiro Park: Because You Also Need to Attempt an Awkward Picnic
If your idea of a perfect day involves lounging around trying to look like you have your life together, El Retiro Park is your spot. This “Central Park” of Madrid, sans the bagels, offers breathtaking paths, splendid gardens, and a boating lake for some light aquatic embarrassments. Whether low-key reading, people-watching, or planning an episode of your life that involves minimal action, this serene sanctuary is your go-to spot.
El Rastro: For Treasure Hunting and Tripping Over Things
If rummaging through antiques, quirks, and things you never knew you needed is your idea of fun, head to El Rastro. This massive flea market is the quintessential Sunday morning escapade for locals and tourists in the know. Here, treasures await those who have mastered the art of “the bargain.” And for those who haven’t, enjoy overpaying for something as a lesson in life and economics. By the way, while on the move, check out nearby bars in Madrid for a well-earned drink after your shopping spree.
The Prado Museum: Your One-Stop Drip of Culture
Even if you’re allergic to museums, Madrid’s Prado Museum is worth the mild rash. Boasting a collection that includes Velázquez, Goya, and a long list of folks who could out-paint every “artist” in your life, this museum offers a cultural slap to the senses. Locals return often, mostly to convince themselves they once understood art. Tourists wander in to see if any somehow famous “dogs playing poker” got misplaced here.
Gran Vía: For Shopping Adventures and Strolling the Catwalk
Known as the street that never sleeps, Gran Vía is where shopaholics come to either realize their grand destiny or their friend’s credit card limit. An architectural marvel with buzzing stores, theaters, and more foot traffic than an overcaffeinated tour group, be prepared to experience light whiplash as your eyes dart from one shop window to the next. Channel your inner Carrie Bradshaw or at least your inner purchase rationale.
The Santiago Bernabéu Stadium: Find Your Inner Soccer Hooligan
Whether you call it football or are under the delusion it’s called soccer, the Santiago Bernabéu Stadium offers an experience like no other. Home to the legendarily decent Real Madrid, this stadium is a must-visit for sports aficionados and people who seek the aura of athletic prowess they’ve never quite achieved themselves. Locals and visitors alike enjoy the envy-inducing tours and perhaps a game if you can snag a coveted ticket.
Churros y Chocolate: Because Calories in Madrid are Fictional
No list of Madrid’s best spots is complete without ingesting an unhealthy dose of churros. The city is known for its deep-fried treats and has many cafes where you can pretend you’re not counting calories. La Chocolatería San Ginés, operating since the 19th century, is an obligatory stop where every churro promises a heavenly journey of powdered sugar sinus excitement!