The Royal Palace: Fit for a King (or Queen!)
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in a palace, then wonder no more, since Madrid’s Royal Palace opens its doors with a flourish. With over 3,400 rooms, it’s perfect for anyone who’s ever wished they had a separate room just for making sandwiches. Take a leisurely stroll through throne rooms, marvel at the armory, or try to count all the clocks—which, let’s be honest, should be a tourist attraction in itself.
Prado Museum: More Art Than You Can Shake a Paintbrush At
Art lovers, this one is for you. The Prado Museum houses works by Spanish maestros like Velázquez and Goya. You might find yourself overwhelmed with culture, but in a good way. Plan ahead, otherwise known as plotting your escape route, because you could easily spend a fortnight here. Don’t forget to pause and contemplate politely nodding at “Las Meninas” while pretending you understand all its hidden meanings.
Retiro Park: Nature’s Answer to City Life
For those of you tired of the urban hustle and bustle, Retiro Park offers a little slice of paradise right in the heart of Madrid. Home to beautiful sculptures, a serene lake, and even a crystal palace (yes, a palace made of glass—take that, fairy tales!), the park invites you to take a breather. Pack a picnic or just lay on the grass contemplating where your life is headed.
Puerta del Sol: Where All Roads Lead Somewhere
If Madrid were a board game, Puerta del Sol would undoubtedly be the starting square. It’s where all the city’s roads converge, and it’s the epicenter of activity. Be sure to stop by the famous bear and strawberry tree statue for that iconic selfie. If you time it right, you might catch one of Madrid’s famous street performers. Spoiler alert: many are inexplicably obsessed with living statues.
Plaza Mayor: A Square That’s Anything But Plain
No trip to Madrid is complete without a jaunt to the Plaza Mayor. Picture this: nine gates, historic arches, and a bronze statue of King Philip III overseeing it all. It’s like stepping into a gigantic battleground for exquisite tapas wars. While you’re here, relish in some calamares or get a little adventurous with a bocadillo de calamares (squid sandwich), because why not?
Gran Vía: Not Just a Pretty Street
Shopping, entertainment, restaurants—Gran Vía has it all. It’s where you go when you want to feel the heartbeat of the city. Whether you’re checking out the latest blockbuster or engaging in retail therapy, the vibrancy of this street is undeniable. Bonus points if you spot people taking selfies under the illuminated Schweppes sign like it’s a lesser-known wonder of the world.
Santiago Bernabéu Stadium: Where Every Game’s a Hat Trick
For football (or should I say soccer?) enthusiasts, a trip to Santiago Bernabéu Stadium is akin to a pilgrimage. Whether there’s a match on or not, you can tour the stadium and bask in the glory of Real Madrid’s achievements. You’ll learn more about football tactics than you ever thought possible, which might also give you ammunition for your next friendly argument about the offside rule.